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Left the house Friday afternoon for the girlfriend's place. Plans for a nice relaxing evening, futzing around on Saturday, cooking dinner Saturday night and watching the football games on Sunday. All went well until Sunday morning.

Lying there, just kinda dozing, I hear my cell phone off in the distance. It's on the charger and in another room. She grabs it and brings it over. It's my neighbor.

"What's up man?"
"Hey, you're not at home?"...